City Council - Regular Meeting

The Grinch had been caught by this tiny old daughter who got out of bed for a cup of cold water. Santa Claus, what are you doing with your tree? But you know that old Grinch was so smart

scared. Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil. I'm a psycho. You need a time now. Kids today.

So desensitized by movies and television. I wanna give a shout out to the West Side Of Whoville.

They're making noise.

I know about those hoot inviting me down now on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it. 01:00, wallow in self pity. 04:30, stare into the abyss. 05:00, solve world hunger. Tell no one. 05:30, judge your size. 06:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 07:00, wrestle with myself loathing.

I'm booked. Of course, if I want the loathing tonight, I can still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear? Green. Green.

Great. Great. Great. Greet. Greet.

Greet. Alright. You're a reindeer. Here's your motivation. Your name is Rudolph.

You're freak with a red nose, nobody likes you. Then one day, Santa puts you, and you save Christmas. Now forget that Why didn't I think of that? Cut, thread, check the gate. Moving on.

You're a vile one, mister Grinch. You have termite in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness

of a seasick crocodile, mister Grinch.

Given the choice between you, I'd take the seasick crocodile.

And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling.

How could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.

And he puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. Maybe Christmas, he thought. Doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.

All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air. All the who's were all dreaming, sweet little grinchy claws hissed. And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist. He'd Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with gleam.

And now grinned at the grinch. I'll stuff up the tree.

And the grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shout

But

you know that old Grinch was so smart and so slick. He thought up